The Transcript - Part 1
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[The Quest]
Voice-over: "One day in a beautiful forest, full of sunshine, four people left for a noble quest."
[Close-up Roy]
Voice-over: "Roy, a twenty year old Gryffindor. He had a terrible secret; he was gay."
Roy: "No, I’m not!"
John: "But I am."
[Close up John]
Voice-over: "That’s John. A smart, nineteen year old Ravenclaw."
[Close up Jessie]
Voice-over: And here we have Jessie. She is pure evil and her beauty can only be matched by Snape’s, whom she adores."
Stefanie: "Don’t forget about me!"
[Close up Stefanie]
Voice-over: "That’s person nr 1. She’s a Huffelpuff. We’ll just call her Stefanie."
[Fade-out/in]
John: "Jessie? Where are we?"
Jessie: "Well, we’re not in Kansas anymore."
John: "No, really. We never were in Kansas anyway, you idiot."
Roy: "I’m bored."
Stefanie: "Let’s go find Hogwarts!"
John: "That's not a bad idea."
Roy: "I can’t believe I’m finally going to see Hogwarts!"
John: "This is amazing! All those books in their library! I can’t believe I’m finally going to read all those beauties."
Jessie: "Oh my God! I totally can’t believe I’m finally going to marry Snape."
Roy: "Uhm, Jessie... You’re not going to marry Snape."
Jessie: "Well, I’m going to. Na-ah."
John: "You’re just a muggle. He doesn’t even like muggles."
[Text: Due to bad capturing the audio track of this video could not be used. Please imagine Jessie saying something about 'But he doesn't know I'm a muggle.' Thank you!]
(What Jessie actually said: But he doesn’t know I’m a muggle. Nobody knows we’re muggles.)
Jessie: "But with these wizard outfits we’ll be able to blend in perfectly with the rest of Hogwarts and live
there happily ever after in these wizard outfits!"
Stefanie: "Which wizard outfits?"
[Wizards outfits appear out of thin air]
Jessie: "These wizard outfits!"
Roy, Stefanie en John: "Ahhhh..."
Stefanie: "Don’t get your hopes up. These clothes don’t guarantee that the Hogwarts security spells won’t work on us. We might not get in."
Jessie: "Of course we shall. I planned it all through. Trust me."
Roy: "I’m not trusting a Slytherin. "
John: "Or a Gryffindor."
Roy: "Or a Ravenclaw!"
Jessie: "Or two nerds."
[Fade-out/in]
[House of the gnomes on the road]
Roy: "Oh my God! Hide! It's a Gnome-house!"
[Everyone hides behind a tree]
John: "What the..?"
Roy: "John, John! We must be careful. It’s a gnome house!"
John: "But Roy…"
Jessie: [Checks the gnome house] "No it’s not. It is just some sort of Muggle decoration."
Roy: "Don’t be so foolish or the gnomes will come out and bite you! [pulls wand out] I’ll protect you!"
Stefanie: "Roy, that’s not even a real wand!"
Roy: "Yes, but the gnomes don’t know that."
Jessie: "I knew we should have left the Gryffindor at home."
John: "Yeah."
Stefanie: "Indeed."
[Text: To be continued]
[Credits]
director - Alicia
director's assistants - Anne - Tovertweeling
montage - Alicia
Roy - Remus J. Lupos
John - Secretarisvogel
Jessie - CartoonJessie
Stefanie - Fleur-Delacour
dreuzel - Tovertweeling
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The Transcript - Part 2
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[Part 2]
Jessie: “Ah! Look at this field! It radiates with Slytherin! It’s green!”
John: “It is… and look up in the skies! Ravenclaw blue. This is the perfect place.”
Stefanie: “Look at these flowers: Huffelpuff yellow! “
Roy: [looks desperate]
Jessie: “There is nothing red or gold here.”
Jessie, Stefanie, Jon: [singing] “Nanananana.”
Roy: “The sun! It’s so Gryffindor gold!”
John: “That doesn’t count!”
Roy: “Why not?”
Jessie: “You can’t even look at it or you will lose your eyesight.”
Roy: “Let me show how a professional does this.” [Looks at the sun] “Ah! My eyes!”
[fade-out/in]
Roy: “This is were we shall camp tonight.”
Stefanie: “Suits me.”
Jessie: “But there’s nothing to do here, it’s just an open field. How non-magical can you get?”
Roy: “Fear not, for I have the perfect magical way of camping right here. Tadaa!”
[Roy pulls out a pink cloth]
Stefanie: “That thing?”
Roy: “It is a magical tent. Come in!”
Stefanie: “That’s it, Roy has finally snapped. Must have been the sun” [walks away]
Roy: “Hey guys, this is great! It even has flower printed wallpaper on the walls and it’s really cosy too!”
John: “Ehm, Roy… I’m going to put up my little muggle tent over there. Feel free to join me when you are done worshipping your little cloth.” [walks away as well]
Jessie: [bends over to Roy] “Roy, don’t take this personal, but I think I’m going with John, if that’s okay with you.” [walks away too]
Roy: [singing] “Flowers, in all the colours of the rainbow!”
[fade-out/in]
Stefanie: “We have got to eat or else we will starve before we get to the castle.”
Roy: “Right. Let’s check our supplies.”
John: “Nothing here.”
Roy: “Me neither.”
Roy, John, Stefanie: “Jessie?”
Jessie: “Yes?”
John: “Have you got some food?”
Jessie: “No…”
Roy: “Pity, because I was going to trade it for this autographed photograph of Snape.”
Jessie: “Give me that!” [takes picture from Roy] “Oh, Snape…”
Stefanie: [pulls away Jessie’s cape] “Bertie Botts?”
Roy: “Filthy Slytherin! You are supposed to share!”
Jessie: “I will never share Snape with you!”
Stefanie: “Thank God you won’t!”
[fade-out/in]
Roy: [jumps in front of the others] “Wait! I’ll check for safety!”
Jessie: “Roy, are you sure that’s necessary?”
[muggle passes by]
Roy: “… Okay, perhaps I’m being too careful.”
John: “I agree. Let’s move on.”
[Text: To be continued]
[Credits]
regisseur - Alicia
regie assistent - Anne - Tovertweeling
montage - Alicia
Roy - Remus J. Lupos
John - Secretarisvogel
Jessie - CartoonJessie
Stefanie - Fleur-Delacour
dreuzel – Tovertweeling
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